Favorite Stories!
One time, in Englishtown, after drinking about 6 beer, we decided to go to the liquor store to get some whiskey. As we were walking out to the car, I (Heather) say to mac, "Now Mac, don't go getting in any fights." As soon as I get in the car, I say to Alicia, Katie and Trisha, "Guys, can we go get in a fight?!"

One other time in Englishtown, Me (Heather), Lindsay, Blaire and Mac were all nice and drunk. Lindsay had to piss so she ran into the bathroom. She couldn't figure out how to work her pants. So Blaire had to help her. As she was making her way to the toilet she fell in the bathtub and a look of relief came onto her face. Blaire says, "Lindsay, what are you doing?" Lindsay says, "Peeing!" then she pulls the shower curtin over, starts humming and dangling her feet.



One time going to a dance, me (Heather), Danielle and Victoria were all drinkin a quart. We drank most of it then we went to the dance. We were at the end of the driveway tryin to figure out where to go to finish of our vodka. Then Chris Hardy came along and asked us to go for a drive with him. We went some where in Neil's Harbour and drank the rest of our liquor. Then as we were leaving wherever we were, we ran into a snowbank. I yelled, "Oh no! We got in an accident!" Victoria says, "We're never gonna get out!" And Danielle says, "We're all gonna die!" Chris puts the car in reverse, backs out of the snow bank no problem and says, "Guys, I was goin about 5 miles an hour."

One time, here, me (Heather), Danielle and Julie were all drinking. After awhile, Julie goes missing. So I went looking for her. I knocked on the bathroom door and Julie said, "Come in!" I poked my head in and seen the shower curtin pulled over. I said, "Julie, do you have any clothes on?" She says, "Yep!" So I pull over the curtin and seen her sittin the filled up tub with all her clothes on and says, "Isn't this just the right temperature?!" I put my hand in it and said, "It is!" So I hopped in!

Once, me (Heather), Mac, Aaron Vickers, Dan and Robbie were all drinkin. I was hammered. Everytime I stood up I'd fall. So once, I was walking from the kitchen to the living room and I fell and spilt by beer all over the carpet. And I decided that I didn't want anyone else but me to go through the hassle of cleaning it up. And I also didn't want to waste and paper towel in the process. So I whiped it all up with my shirt, actually Danielle's nice shirt that she specifically told me not to get ANYthing on. Oh well.

The other weekend at Julie's house, Julie was working and Danielle was helping her so me and Mac rolled a big fat oil joint. We went down and smoked it with Danielle and Julie. Mac was sitting at the table reading Cape Breton Magazine, I was sitting there with a pastry, a cup of coffe, a fork and a tray, Danielle was just looking at the floor and Julie was outside pumping gas for indians. I looked out the window and was trying to imagine what Julie was saying to the indians and I took a laughing fit. I was snorting and everything. Then I stopped laughing until i realized what I must have looked like with my tray of food. So I took another laughing fit. I choked on my pastry and started laughing about that. Then I got Danielle going. So we had to leave the room because we were making a scene. Earlier that day, Julie gave us all dentist pills that make your teeth turn pick where the plaque is. So anyways, while we were gone, the guy said to Julie "What kind of pills are they on?" so Julie says, "Well, I gave them some dentist pills that turn your teeth pink if there is plaque on them." The guy just looks at Julie and says "Oh yea...what kind of pills are you on?"

Okay, we have too many funny stories from new years. But one of our favorites was when I (Heather) was playing the congas or congos or whatever they're called. I was in one room playing those and Danielle, Julie, Bjorn, Barry, Malcolm and Todd were in another. So I was loaded and I was playing these things and I kept dropping them and they kept falling and Bjorn says "Is she dropping my congos?!" and Julie and Danielle say "No...she just plays them like that. Thats her way of playing them." Then Bjorn says "Well I think she's dropping them." And Danielle and Julie say "No...thats just how she plays them. Isn't she good?" I just think thats a funny story.

On new years day, we (Heather & Danielle) and Will went outside and smoked a j. This was the first time we met him so I (Heather) asked him if he knew Dan MacInnis. He said he didn't so i said "Yea, he has a goatee and a green car." Will says, "Did you just say he has a green card?" I said yea. He started laughing and i said "what?" He said, "Is he from Canada?" and i said "uh-huh" Then Danielle says, "What's a green card?" (We tend to get slow when we're stoned) and Will says "Itz a working visa if your form a different country." So Danielle says, "Heather, do you mean a car that you can drive?" and i say "yea." And thats the end of my story.

One day, we were smokin dope with Stefan and we were talking for a while then Stefan says, "Party next weekend." Danielle says "Where at?" He says, "down in that trailer down there." I say, "Who's all gonna be there?" Stefan never heard me but he said "Stove in there." I said, "Stovin. Who's Stovin?" They all laughed at me and said "Stovin. Yep, he'll be there." I said "But who's Stovin!" Stefan said "A guy from away." I said, "Is he a townie?" At this point everyone was roaring their asses off. And they said "Yep." "Oh," I said, "I think I might know him." (Thinking of the townie I know, but i don't know his name.) Then after a while of talking about Stovin I figured out what he really meant.